I was alarmed when Ash showed up for my Modern Drummer Magazine cover shoot without any pants.  He was prompt though, early in fact.  Abraham Lincoln dedicated much of his success to always being five minutes early.  Ash was ten minutes early so he was sort of cooler than Lincoln in my book.  I gave him a spare pair of my wife’s Capri pants and was soon charmed by his demeanor and candor.  It was the most enjoyable photo shoot I’ve ever had to date and I was ASTOUNDED at the results.  Upon seeing the shoot proofs for the first time I declared aloud that Ash was “King Shit of Fuck Mountain”.

You will not ever regret hiring Ash for your photos, just have a spare pair of pants on hand!